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Wednesday, October 6

POTW: Robbie  Harding
POTW: Robbie Harding
Angry Pirates
Robbie and the Angry Pirates aren't getting Players of the Week for their bowling prowess, though they did soundly beat their opponent. They're getting Players of the Week because they set what is surely an Underdog record that will stand for quite a while. The team managed to fish out seven (seven!) stuffed toys from the claw machine. Even better, they did it without dropping a ton of money on it. I can't wait for the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary on this historic feat.
  7:00 PM
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Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, October 13

Theme Night - Ugly Sweater  Night
Byes
Bowling team (will change later), pin plowers
POTW: Nathan  Wheeler
POTW: Nathan Wheeler
Holy Bowly, Batman!
Not sure what it is about ugly sweater night that causes some men to run out and purchase the smallest baby pink sweater they can find, but once again, this task was accomplished. Nate "Nasty" Wheeler takes home this week's POTW award. Maybe due to the sweater, as it was hard to miss the massive "NASTY" written with a Sharpie across his back or maybe due to the fact that he willingly admitted that he only drinks cider. I don't know?!! But...he sure gave us all a laugh! An average bowler you might say, scoring a 125 and 118 during the evening, but it was Nate's happy-go-lucky attitude which scored him the honor of POTW. On a side note, I'm told that he likes to camp, even when he's not there. Apparently, on a trip to the coast this past summer, his friend's just couldn't handle his inability to be present, so they drew a stick man on a brown paper bag as representation of Mr. Nasty and carried him around everywhere they went. Aww...isn't that sweet! Liz also wanted me to mention that you're a solid kickball player! Sounds like you're quite loved by your team buddy! Cheers!
  7:00 PM
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Lanes 7 and 8
Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, October 20

POTW: Adam Neel
POTW: Adam Neel
P.L.O.W
Who knew Seattle bred Detroit Lions fans?!! My first introduction with this week's POTW, Adam Neel, was handing him a prize coupon for scoring 3 strikes in a row. I noticed he was wearing a vintage Lions t-shirt and asked if he was from Detroit. Turns out, he's from Seattle, but loves the Lions and loves Calvin Johnson! He says, "they're terrible, but some one has to root for them." Well said, Adam! I too love them! This unexpected fan also managed to follow up these statements with 5 strikes in a row and jaw dropping end scores of 202 and 210! Great job!

Shout out to the "Angry Pirates" who made it their goal to top their record of winning 6 stuffed animals week 1 out of the Animal House machine. They managed to do just that, scoring 10 on Wednesday night!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
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Lanes 5 and 6
Lanes 7 and 8
Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, October 27

Theme Night - Mustache Night
POTW: Dave Smolin
POTW: Dave Smolin
Holy Bowly, Batman!
Dave hands down takes this week's POTW! Computer software designer by day, disheveled mess by night! Sporting a half shaven scruffy beard with mustache, a sweatband, frat t-shirt, and plaid shorts...what more could a girl want?!! He says he doesn't have much hair, but what he has, WORKS! Oh...and let's not forget the whole socks with sandles look he was rockin' out last night. He even went as far as to say that he likes to wear women's socks that are too small to show off more kankle. LOL! This guy sure makes for a great time at the lanes. I vote him class clown this season! For the record, he would like to thank his wife, Andrea, for EVERYTHING, including puting up with his socially unacceptable appearance and behavior, but especially for making initial eye contact with him! He says you're hot and he LOVES you!
  7:00 PM
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Lanes 3 and 4
Lanes 5 and 6
Lanes 7 and 8
Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, November 3

POTW: Tinkerballs
POTW: Tinkerballs
Team Nice Knockers
The Seahawks have the 12th man.
The Sonics had the 6th man.
The Mariners need the 10th man.

Team Nice Knockers?

They have their 7th man in the form of a mascot named Tinkerballs. His hair is multi-colored, his cheers multi-faceted and his uniform always crisp and fresh.

Straight out of the Stuffed Animal Claw Machine at Imperial Lanes, Tinkerballs is unfailing in his love of his team, win or lose.

With good reason. Team Nice Knockers has spirit that is never ending and inspires each lane to cheer, no matter how many gutterballs happen.
  7:00 PM
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Lanes 7 and 8
Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, November 10

PLAYOFFS
Playoff Date 11/10
4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl!!!
Playoff Seeds:

[1] Pin Heads
[2] Set 'Em Up, Knock 'Em Down
[3] Hole-y Rollers
[4] Livin on a Spare
POTW: Harry Arsene
POTW: Harry Arsene
Hole-y Rollers
Holy Harry! Voted POTW for showing off some cleavage with his leopard camisole on Wednesday night's Pajama Night! He says, "It's the confidence. I just throw my shoulders back." Well, LOL, this "confidence" must have helped him score a 147 in the first playoff game of the evening, helping his team advance to the championship game. You were quite entertaining Harry! Hope you enjoyed your last game of the season, as much as we enjoyed having you there!
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
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Lanes 9 and 10

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)