Pitch, Please!

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Yao Ming

PITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

The greatest of the Kickball teams and the most powerful kicks in all of Middle-Earth, Pitch Please was created by the Dark Lord Josh in the fires of Orodruin (Mount Doom) during the Second Age. Pitch Please's intent was to concentrate and enlarge theirown power, and in time gain overlordship of all of Middle-Earth. Josh also wanted control over the other 19 Kickball teams of Power, which had been made by Celebrimbor and his people with Tom's assistance.

To do this, he concentrated within the One a great part of his own fëa ("soul" or "spirit") by cutting through his hand that was holding kitten tears, and letting his evil bind with the liquid. In a sense, Pitch Please became an extension of Josh himself, and his power became bound to it.

It was also known as the Ruling Kickball Team, the Master Team, the Doom of Underdog, the One Team, the Team of Power, and Seattle's Bane.