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Pitch, Please!

Spring Softcore Kickball at Lower Woodlands Thursdays - Softcore Kickball at Lower Woodlands Thursdays
Team Color
Pink - Hot
Mascot
Motto
PITCH PLEASE
History
The greatest of the Kickball teams and the most powerful kicks in all of Middle-Earth, Pitch Please was created by the Dark Lord Josh in the fires of Orodruin (Mount Doom) during the Second Age. Pitch Please's intent was to concentrate and enlarge theirown power, and in time gain overlordship of all of Middle-Earth. Josh also wanted control over the other 19 Kickball teams of Power, which had been made by Celebrimbor and his people with Tom's assistance.

To do this, he concentrated within the One a great part of his own fëa ("soul" or "spirit") by cutting through his hand that was holding kitten tears, and letting his evil bind with the liquid. In a sense, Pitch Please became an extension of Josh himself, and his power became bound to it.

It was also known as the Ruling Kickball Team, the Master Team, the Doom of Underdog, the One Team, the Team of Power, and Seattle's Bane.
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Team Schedule

Thursday, April 10

8:45 PM Field 5
 
DocuSign Ballers Team Logo
Home
vs
DocuSign Ballers
Win
14 - 9

Thursday, May 1

8:00 PM Field 5
 
Multiple Scorgasms Team Logo
Home
vs
Multiple Scorgasms
Win
8 - 7

Thursday, May 15

8:45 PM Field 5
 
Ball me Maybe Team Logo
Home
vs
Ball me Maybe
Loss
3 - 11

Thursday, May 22

8:45 PM Field 5
 
Nathan and Friends Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Nathan and Friends
Win
9 - 6

Thursday, May 29

8:00 PM Field 4
 
Groovy Bears Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Groovy Bears
Win
16 - 1

Thursday, June 5

8:45 PM Field 4
 
Ball me Maybe Team Logo
Home
vs
Ball me Maybe
Win
15 - 11
9:45 PM Field 5
 
Laser Aids Team Logo
Home
vs
Laser Aids
Loss
4 - 12

Thursday, June 19

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
8:00 PM Field 5
 
Laser Aids Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Laser Aids
Loss
5 - 6

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