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Tuesday, March 13

POTW: Six
POTW: Six
Bowling Azzholes
So if you make it to the big time- when you're the elite in your field- you only need one name and people will know you: Prince, Madonna, Yao, Lebron- the list goes on. But when you achieve ultimate status, you drop all names completely and just go straight to numbers. Enter the most eliterest- the man known simply as "Six" from the Bowling Azzholes. Six and the Azzholes took a season off in Winter, but if you think they were sitting on their duffs the whole time, think again. Six proved the Azzholes are poised to make another run at the BTB crown, throwing down two redonkulous capped games of 231 and 227. If he does any better, we'll have to count him as two bowlers... and he'll have to change his name to some kind of punctuation mark.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 15 and 16
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [0]
vs
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [4]

Lanes 17 and 18
  JR's Crew [1]
vs
  OSKA Grouches [3]

Lanes 19 and 20
  Chaos no.2 [1]
vs
  XXX Out [3]

Lanes 21 and 22
  Gutt'r Dun [0]
vs
  Bowling Azzholes [4]

Lanes 23 and 24
  3F Ballers [4]
vs
  No Balls [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, March 20

POTW: John Boline
POTW: John Boline
Gutt'r Dun
John "Catch Doogan" Boline likes to raise hell. The amount he raises usually varies depending on how much beer he wins and how much he buys. Many a time have we seen John ride the ball return like an electric bull (he still holds the North American record for this). Last night, John was everywhere- talking trash, slapping five to everyone, and demonstrating his patented Ninja High Kick. If there's fun to be had in a bowling alley, John will be having it. Just don't mention it in public because he gets embarrassed easily...
  7:00 PM
Lanes 15 and 16
  Bowling Azzholes [0]
vs
  3F Ballers [4]

Lanes 17 and 18
  XXX Out [4]
vs
  Gutt'r Dun [0]

Lanes 19 and 20
  Chaos no.2 [4]
vs
  OSKA Grouches [0]

Lanes 21 and 22
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [0]
vs
  JR's Crew [4]

Lanes 23 and 24
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [3]
vs
  No Balls [1]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, March 27

Theme Night - Nerd Night
POTW: Jordan Siemens
POTW: Jordan Siemens
3F Ballers
Being the third male on a team that includes BTB greats BJ Ong and Barry Nishimura, Jordan Siemens doesn't always make it to the POTW column... or even to the final scorecard. A performance like Jordan's on Tuesday night illustrates why the 3F ballers are two time defending champs, working for their the 3- peat. On any given night, any one of their bowlers can be POTW. Jordan threw down games of 202 and 201 in a clean sweep of a tough opponent. When asked for comment after the game, Jordan remarked "Yeah, sure- the three-peat would be nice, but it's only a third of the way towards our nine-peat."
  7:00 PM
Lanes 15 and 16
  OSKA Grouches [0]
vs
  Gutt'r Dun [4]

Lanes 17 and 18
  Chaos no.2 [4]
vs
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [0]

Lanes 19 and 20
  3F Ballers [4]
vs
  XXX Out [0]

Lanes 21 and 22
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [3]
vs
  JR's Crew [1]

Lanes 23 and 24
  Bowling Azzholes [4]
vs
  No Balls [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, April 3

POTW: John Boline
POTW: John Boline
XXX Out
Aside from the head-to-head matchup between Gutt'r Dun and 3F Ballers, an interesting side bet was on the line. Last week's POTW Jordan wagered his red Underdog t-shirt for John Boline's lucky shamrock button.

When the dust finally settled, John out-bowled Jordan 158 to 146 to win the shirt off Jordan's back and hold on to his shamrock button.

The luck o' the Irish was truly with John: his 12 pin individual victory was just enough to propel Gutt'r Dun to a 9 pin victory and claim Game 1's point.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 15 and 16
  Bowling Azzholes [0]
vs
  XXX Out [4]

Lanes 17 and 18
  3F Ballers [3]
vs
  Gutt'r Dun [1]

Lanes 19 and 20
  JR's Crew [1]
vs
  Chaos no.2 [3]

Lanes 21 and 22
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [4]
vs
  OSKA Grouches [0]

Lanes 23 and 24
  No Balls [4]
vs
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [0]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, April 10

POTW: Mike Chau
POTW: Mike Chau
XXX Out
Congrats, Mike, on being this week's player of the week! You led your team in scoring both games to help your team capture all 4 points. After bowling a 165 in Game 1, you flirted with the Mendoza Line and bowled a 204 in the second game.

Despite bowling 8 strikes and picking up 9 spares, you couldn't manage to win any tickets off me! But, you did lead your team to victory and pick up the "W"...er, make that the "POTW"
  7:00 PM
Lanes 15 and 16
  3F Ballers [4]
vs
  JR's Crew [0]

Lanes 17 and 18
  Gutt'r Dun [3]
vs
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [1]

Lanes 19 and 20
  No Balls [0]
vs
  XXX Out [4]

Lanes 21 and 22
  Bowling Azzholes [4]
vs
  Chaos no.2 [0]

Lanes 23 and 24
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [1]
vs
  OSKA Grouches [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, April 17

PLAYOFFS
Playoff Date 4/17, 4 Teams Advance, ALL Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds
[1] 3F Ballers
[2] XXX Out
[3] Dude Where's My Ball
[4] Bowling Azzholes
POTW: Eric Ding
POTW: Eric Ding
XXX Out
Eric Ding bowled followed his 205 the Final Four with a solid 161 in the Championship Game. His strong performance led XXX Out to the Big Turkey Bowling Championship.

I didn't personal witness it event, but rumor has it Eric was mobbed by fans in the Imperial parking lot and spent 2 hours signing autographs after the game.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  3F Ballers [0]
vs
  XXX Out [3]

Lanes 3 and 4
  Dude, Where's My Ball? [0]
vs
  XXX Out [3]

Lanes 5 and 6
  Chaos no.2 [3]
vs
  Gutt'r Dun [1]

Lanes 7 and 8
  JR's Crew [3]
vs
  OSKA Grouches [1]

Lanes 9 and 10
  No Balls [1]
vs
  Reverend Reiff and the Holy Rollers [3]

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)