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Monday, January 23

POTW: DOUG SNIDER
POTW: DOUG SNIDER
SPLIT HAPPENS
Doug Snider has balls... No, really, like BALLS! Before you can figure out where this joke is headed, we'll tell you that we're referring to Doug's custom made Pittsburgh Steelers ball, complete with official logo and team name, which he brazenly brandished all all Monday night. We are a peaceful, friendly city; Seattle. Lest we forget the teachings of Matt, Shaun, and Mack; that when our cheek is slapped we must turn and offer the other... then do an endzone dance. So here's to you and the Steelers, Doug. Let this be your moment to shine in our town, for you will not have too many more...
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Monday, January 30

POTW: Bojana Marjanovic
POTW: Bojana Marjanovic
Indy Team #1
We all need a little tough love some time. Sometimes that positive reinforcement just won't cut it. Ask Bojana Marjanovic.When it's crunch time, a scowl can bring a strike, and angry shout can bring a spare, and a well timed "What the hell was that?" can bring out the true winners. Besides, it's all in jest and good fun. At least, that's what she told us after we stopped crying. In the end, we just like saying her name. Say it with us: Bo-ja-na.
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Monday, February 6

Theme Night - Grab Your Most Ridiculous Lid
POTW: Shannon Lord
POTW: Shannon Lord
No F In Strikes
We rarely hand out POTW honors for actual feats of skill (that just wouldn't be any fun, would it?) but there was so much good stuff to chose from this week. Todd from Split Happens and Scott from Mines in the Gutter both had 200 plus games. Cary from Indy #1 finished his night with 5 consecutive strikes. But the true hero Monday night was a virtual unknown, a cinderella story comin' outta nowhere. She accomplished something that every bowler- top to bottom- understands, yet few ever accomplish. We need but say the words for you to know what we're talking about: 7-10 split. Shannon Lord from No F in Strikes earned her place in the Underdog bowling pantheon by picking up the dreaded and nefarious 7-10 split. A foregone conclusion for most, but not her; EVERY PIN MUST FALL. Some ref tried to call it back, claiming an inconclusive foot fault... oh wait, we're thinking of something else. Anyway, congrats Shannon.
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Monday, February 13

POTW: Huber  Cooney
POTW: Huber Cooney
I Can't Believe it's Gutter!
"I'm gonna put this team on my back". This was the message Huber delivered to his team in the final frames of their last game Monday night. And that he did, with some serious Turkey action. Alas, they had too great a deficit to overcome. But Huber's heroics would not be forgotten. Nor would his constant haranguing of the bowling commissioner for drink tickets for his teammates. Or his team nickname for the evening: "We Stink." Here's inspiration in your eye.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, February 20

POTW: Elizabeth Brennan
Strike This
This week, we tried something new; POTW was elected by committee. Like the People's Choice Awards, the bowlers told us who was hot and who was not. Finalists included Paula from I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter, Ryan from Holding Out For Bumpers, Liz from Strike This, and in a surprise write in, Robin Williams for his stunning and courageous portrayal of a mentally handicapped bowler on a quest to bowl a 300 game in order to save his father's glue factory from going under. In the end, the honors went to Liz for her impressive number of consecutive frames with 8 pins and then a spare. Better luck next week, Robin.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, February 27

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds
[1] 3 Holes to Stick It In
[2] Strike This
[3] No F in Strikes
[4] Mines in the Gutter
POTW: Wade Valentine
POTW: Wade Valentine
3 Holes To Stick It In
No surprises here, people. 3 Holes To Stick it In team captain Wade Valentine stepped it all the way up for his team Monday night, securing them a chmpionship. Wade bowled a 185 in the semis, and a 195 in the championship game, with all manner of nasty strikes thrown in there. And we're no talkin no tap, here, folks. Oh yeah, and he also managed to win the 70s night costume contest while he was at it. Congratulations Wade and team!
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