99 Problems but a Beach Ain't One

99 Problems but a Beach Ain't One

Player of the Week = Team of the Week

If you're having Golden Gardens problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One.

99 Problems just have that swagger. Like Jay-Z times 20. They just step onto the beach and it's on. The players of 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One ooze confidence and skill. It can be intimidating. The team they were supposed to play tonight didn't even show up, most likely because they were scared. They knew their inevitable fate, so why bother? 99 Problems was just going to kill, and catch it all on their new 180-degree-view video camera.

One down, now who else could 99 Problems create problems for? Well, a nearby team was missing a few players so 99 Problems decided to help them out against a new opponent. Not everybody may have seen this because the sun was in their eyes, but I swear jaws dropped as 99 Problems strutted across the sand, in their light blue t-shirts, and Henry the mascot labradoodle in tow. It was time to get their game on.

The players of 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One are so good, they can play with anybody. It looked like they had been playing with this other team for years. Shout out to the ladies of 99 Problems, Stephanie and Emily, for they kicked the game up a notch and showed some real skill.

As for the whole team of 99 Problems But a Beach Ain't One, you all showed an immense amount of the most important skill - Sportsmanship. Congratulations! You are Team of the Week!