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Spring Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Tuesday 7pm - SPR[06] Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Tuesday 7pm
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Team Schedule

Tuesday, March 21

7:00 PM Lanes 1 and 2
Busterz Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Busterz
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, March 28

7:00 PM Lanes 5 and 6
Pinheads Team Logo
Home
vs
Pinheads
Win
3 - 2

Tuesday, April 4

Theme Night - Superhero Night
7:00 PM Lanes 3 and 4
The Chicken Headz Team Logo
Visitor
vs
The Chicken Headz
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, April 11

7:00 PM Lanes 7 and 8
Gutter Done Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Gutter Done
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, April 18

7:00 PM Lanes 5 and 6
Snake Bitten' Bobcats Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Snake Bitten' Bobcats
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, April 25

PLAYOFFS
7:00 PM Lanes 3 and 4
Pinheads Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Pinheads
Win
3 - 1

Notes

First Place

Spring Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Tuesday 7pm

The last time these two teams met in the playoffs, it was last season and they were playing for third place. The Azzholes took that game and gave a repeat performance last night for their title. In fairness, it was about as close a game as we've seen here. At exactly the same spot in the end of the seventh, the team pinfalls (before drops) were 617 to 616, but the Azzholes pulled away after that finishing with a 617 to 592 victory. Last season's champs The Chicken Headz failed to even make the playoffs, while the runners up Busterz, again had to settle for less with their third place victory over the young upstart Mystery Bowlers.
Congratulations Bowling Azzholes, 2006 Spring Imperial Big Turkey Bowling Champs! See everybody in fall!

Tuesday, April 25

POTW: Marissa Victa

Bowling Azzholes

Big Turkey Leagues start at 7:00pm. Marissa was there bowling at 6:00, trying to hone her skillz for the big game. Well, it paid off. Her team took the championship thanks in large part to her performance in game 2. Marissa bowled a 167, outbowling all but one of her teammates and laying the competition to waste. See folks? Practice does make perfect. Congrats Marissa, congrats Bowling Azzholes.

Tuesday, April 18

POTW: John Luong

Bowling Azzholes

Although John Luong of Bowling Azzholes had not bowled three straight strikes or spares for a drink ticket all season, he felt it was his night when he hit three strikes in the first game for the first big turkey of his life. Leading the team with a 214 John was feeling confident moving into the second game. After cleaning up the first frame with a spare, John hit three more strikes and a second drink ticket. Johns was becoming very popular with his teammates and John was just starting to warm up. In the 5th John took a nine pin spare in preparation for a dazzling spectacle of bowling mastery. Looking like a Barry Bonds circa 2001, John's next six rolls were all strikes. This six straight streak in of itself was a delight to see, but the photo from the cell phone with John holding his four drink ticket bounty was priceless. You are a giant among men John, great job.

Tuesday, April 4

POTW: Wei Peng Liao

Bowling Azzholes

PENG! Destroyer of worlds, crusher of souls, hopes, and dreams. Many say that Peng is a master in the ancient black art of kicking people's asses up and down a bowling alley with his high scores. But some only learn this final lesson when they find themselves at the end of his (metaphorical bowling) blade. And by then, it is of course, too late. This soft spoken assassin finished off the competition with 6 strikes and only one open frame on the way to a 213 capped game to win POTW honors. And then he vanished into thin air...

 

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