Martina-Coach, our Coach!
Fearless leader thou art! Some may call you Marty the Smarty but to Volley Parton you are the Banana Slug who plays with war wounds, serving the other teams a Hobbit’s full meal-Breakfast, 2nd Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Supper, Dinner, and all the spiked snacks one can eat.
If there is ever a warrior princess in real life then Martina is it-dog mom to Rosie the Cutie and her co-workers just happen to be mice 🐭 🤗 I mean how many people have Stuart Little’s phone number on speed dial?! Just saying I wouldn’t be suprised to see her on stage at Dollywood’s next lineup of boss ladies👸🏻