Winslow's Soldiers

Kellen Winslow II

"I'm a f@(#!^& soldier!"
"...my 90 percent is still better than every tight end out there."

After proving to everyone that he is actually a soldier in college, Kellen Winslow II has gone on to have a Jerramy Stevens like NFL career. In his rookie year, Winslow let fans down everywhere by breaking his leg after only two games. Winslow upped the disappointment the next season by failing a written test for a motorcycle permit just before he crashed his motorcycle, tearing his ACL and obtaining a staph infection. Winslow spent the next two seasons building the hopes of his worldwide following before being sidelined again with a staph infection. Winslow was later traded from the mediocre Browns to the mediocre Buccaneers where he continues to be the second best option for a sometimes competitive team.