The Catalina Wine Mixer

The Songbird of our Generation

POW!
We don't care as long as we beat DAN!

We are the songbirds or our generation. We are a combination of Fergie and Jesus. We will sail your boats and steal your hoes.

When we were kids, when we were little boys, we always wanted to be dinosaurs, we wanted to be Tyrannosaurus Rex’s more than anything in the world, we made our arms short and we roamed the back yard, we chased the neighborhood cats, we growled and we roared, everybody knew us and was afraid of us.

We've traveled five hundred miles to give you a loss. But, if we don't win we're gonna file for unemployment. Then we're gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be our own boss.

P.S. - Don’t touch our drum set.