Bowler? I don't even know 'Ler!

Fighting Chihuahua

Too Fast Too Courteous!

When God cast out the arrogant angels from heaven, they became the evil spirits that plague mankind day and night, tormenting and inflicting harm on the Earth. The ones who fell into hell and into caves and abysses became devils and death-maidens. However, those who fell onto the earth became goblins, imps, dwarfs, thumblings, alps, noon-and-evening-ghosts, and will-o'-the-wisps. Those who fell into the forests became the wood-spirits who live there: the hey-men, the wild-men, the forest-men, the wild-women, and the forest-women. Those who fell into the water became water spirits: water-men, mermaids, and merwomen. Finally, those who fell into Microsoft became soulless drones chained to their infernal machines making cogs for an unknowable power.