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Winter Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Thursdays 7pm Champs: The Gutter Sluts
Gutter Sluts go for Gold!
With 4 veteran teams, all very familiar with play-offs, it was really anyone’s game Thursday night. The PoppyCock’s held on for the game 1 win, beating We don’t roll on Shabbas by only 14 pins. Meanwhile the Gutter sluts proved to be too much competition for Balls of Fury. The Championship round was another tough match-up as the two remaining teams battled it out for the title. Ultimately it was the Gutter sluts clinched the title with a 30 pin lead over the PoppyCocks. Great job guys, see you all next season!
Second Place: PoppyCocks
Third Place: Balls of Fury


Schedule For Winter Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Thursdays 7pm

DateLane Assignments - Bowling Starts at 7:00 PM
1.21
POTW: George Torres
The Gutter Sluts
George of The Gutter Sluts roared out of the gate of Thursday's Big Turkey Bowling with a bang, rolling back to back 205's in a romp over Pinheads.
Lanes 1 & 2 - Pin Stalkers [1141 pins, 4 points] vs. [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls [1038 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 3 & 4 - Set 'em up, knock 'em down [1221 pins, 4 points] vs. Canadians in Training [908 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 5 & 6 - No "F" In Strikes [1022 pins, 1 points] vs. Multiple Scorgasms [1056 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 7 & 8 - We Don't Roll On Shabbas [1167 pins, 4 points] vs. Got Balls? [907 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 9 & 10 - Drop a Rock on the Split [1094 pins, 4 points] vs. Sparkle Ballers [937 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 11 & 12 - PoppyCocks [1117 pins, 3 points] vs. Balls of Fury [1111 pins, 1 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - Pin Heads [1109 pins, 0 points] vs. The Gutter Sluts [1262 pins, 4 points]
1.28
POTW: Cori Erickson
[We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls
The first game of the night between 10 Pound Balls and Multiple Scoregasms came down to the last roll of the game. Needing a strike to put the game away for good, Cori rolled a 7, leaving 3 pins up. She needed one pin to tie the game and 2 for the win. She picked up two clutch pins for the first game win over the Scoregasms.
Lanes 1 & 2 - Set 'em up, knock 'em down [1050 pins, 0 points] vs. The Gutter Sluts [1192 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 3 & 4 - Balls of Fury [1204 pins, 1 points] vs. Pin Stalkers [1212 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 5 & 6 - We Don't Roll On Shabbas [1012 pins, 0 points] vs. PoppyCocks [1175 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 7 & 8 - Drop a Rock on the Split [1078 pins, 1 points] vs. Pin Heads [1201 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 9 & 10 - [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls [1205 pins, 4 points] vs. Multiple Scorgasms [1126 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 11 & 12 - No "F" In Strikes [1102 pins, 4 points] vs. Sparkle Ballers [947 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - Canadians in Training [1030 pins, 4 points] vs. Got Balls? [958 pins, 0 points]
2.4
Ninja Night
Theme Night
Ninjas are making a comeback - or maybe they've been around all along, but we just haven't noticed them? Anyway, with their recent well publicized war against pirates, the Ninja legions have grown. Put on your stealthiest ninja gear, and maybe you'll sneak up on a prize!
POTW: George Torres
The Gutter Sluts
George was a beast in week three of Big Turkey bowling. He equaled his BTB-best scores with back to back 205's in a win over Pin Stalkers.
Lanes 11 & 12 - The Gutter Sluts [1253 pins, 4 points] vs. Pin Stalkers [1092 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - Pin Heads [1238 pins, 1 points] vs. PoppyCocks [1266 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 15 & 16 - Balls of Fury [1254 pins, 4 points] vs. Set 'em up, knock 'em down [1059 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 17 & 18 - [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls [1049 pins, 1 points] vs. Drop a Rock on the Split [1095 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 19 & 20 - Sparkle Ballers [881 pins, 0 points] vs. Multiple Scorgasms [1141 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 21 & 22 - No "F" In Strikes [987 pins, 4 points] vs. Got Balls? [894 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 23 & 24 - Canadians in Training [998 pins, 0 points] vs. We Don't Roll On Shabbas [1195 pins, 4 points]
2.11
POTW: Brian Kelly
Canadians in Training
Most improved “Canadian in Training” Brian Kelly scored 4 strikes in a row, in the final 4 frames, leading his team to victory over the multiple scoregasms. Brian’s rockin’ score of 173 in game two, was an improvement of 46 points over his game one score! Keep it up Brian!!!
Lanes 11 & 12 - [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls [1067 pins, 4 points] vs. Got Balls? [926 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - Multiple Scorgasms [1060 pins, 0 points] vs. Canadians in Training [1177 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 15 & 16 - Sparkle Ballers [981 pins, 1 points] vs. Pin Heads [1082 pins, 3 points]
Lanes 17 & 18 - We Don't Roll On Shabbas [1068 pins, 4 points] vs. No "F" In Strikes [1025 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 19 & 20 - Drop a Rock on the Split [1044 pins, 0 points] vs. PoppyCocks [1334 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 21 & 22 - The Gutter Sluts [1205 pins, 0 points] vs. Balls of Fury [1267 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 23 & 24 - Pin Stalkers [1160 pins, 4 points] vs. Set 'em up, knock 'em down [1070 pins, 0 points]
2.18
Nerd Night
Stop being so cool for one single night and let your inner nerd, dork, geek, or dweeb shine? The nerdiest dorkwads will grab a prize.
POTW: Yince Loh
Got Balls?
Got balls? brought their A-game (and a full roster) Thursday night for a tough match-up against the Sparkle ballers. Got balls? emerged victorious after game 1, and as game 2 approached the Sparkle Ballers (with only two guys and two girls) felt they needed some extra support. Who did they turn to? Yince Loh of Got balls?! Yince graciously and underdoggily joined the sparkle ballers for the final game. Got balls pulled out a win once again, and Yince walked away with a few spirit tickets. Way to go guys!
Lanes 11 & 12 - Balls of Fury [1220 pins, 4 points] vs. No "F" In Strikes [1010 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls [988 pins, 0 points] vs. We Don't Roll On Shabbas [1059 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 15 & 16 - Sparkle Ballers [795 pins, 0 points] vs. Got Balls? [1008 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 17 & 18 - Drop a Rock on the Split [1191 pins, 4 points] vs. Canadians in Training [971 pins, 0 points]
Lanes 19 & 20 - Multiple Scorgasms [1105 pins, 3 points] vs. Pin Stalkers [1092 pins, 1 points]
Lanes 21 & 22 - Set 'em up, knock 'em down [1022 pins, 0 points] vs. Pin Heads [1204 pins, 4 points]
Lanes 23 & 24 - PoppyCocks [1119 pins, 0 points] vs. The Gutter Sluts [1187 pins, 4 points]

PLAYOFFS

4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl!!!!
Playoff Seeds
[1] The Gutter Sluts
[2] We Don't Roll On Shabbas
[3] PoppyCocks
[4] Balls of Fury
DateLane Assignments - Bowling Starts at 7:00 PM
2.25
Everyone’s favorite – Grab the leisure suit and hit the lanes! The grooviest threads get prizes!!!
Lanes 11 & 12 - The Gutter Sluts [665 pins, 3.5 points] vs. Balls of Fury [639 pins, 0.5 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - PoppyCocks [609 pins, 3.5 points] vs. We Don't Roll On Shabbas [595 pins, 0.5 points]
Lanes 15 & 16 - Drop a Rock on the Split vs. Pin Stalkers
Lanes 17 & 18 - Pin Heads vs. Multiple Scorgasms
Lanes 19 & 20 - [We're rolling with] 10 Pound Balls vs. No "F" In Strikes
Lanes 21 & 22 - Canadians in Training vs. Sparkle Ballers
Lanes 23 & 24 - Got Balls? vs. Set 'em up, knock 'em down
Playoffs: Final Round
Lanes 11 & 12 - PoppyCocks [600 pins, 0.5 points] vs. The Gutter Sluts [630 pins, 3.5 points]
Lanes 13 & 14 - We Don't Roll On Shabbas [574 pins, 0.5 points] vs. Balls of Fury [604 pins, 3.5 points]
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